“Main tujhe bahut bahut bahut love karoonga aur tujhse dher sara love loonga … bol degi love?” – Bittoo Sharma (Ranveer Singh)
“Aaj friend bol raha hai … kal I love you bol dega.” – Shruti Kakkar (Anushka Sharma)
“Love shav ke complication mein to mujhko waise hi ni padna.” – Shruti Kakkar (Anushka Sharma)
“One hundred percent total dedication to one client … start to finish no compromise … mother promise.” Bittoo Sharma (Ranveer Singh)
“Tere bina kisi cheez mein mauj nahi … na ladkiyan taadne mein, na chai mein, na chowmein mein.” – Bittoo Sharma (Ranveer Singh)
“Saale rasta bhar photo khichte aa rahen hain… camel photo cow aoo photo … gada ullu kauva kabotar… photo photo photo.” – Bittoo Sharma (Ranveer Singh)
“Reception ho yah inflation… shadiyaan toh honi hai.” – Bittoo Sharma (Ranveer Singh)
“Le, bread pakore ki kasam!” – Bittoo Sharma (Ranveer Singh)