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Justine Lupe shared a story where she accidentally “shit into [her] dress” on set. “I shit into my dress and then pulled it up onto my body. And that’s when I realized I had pooped in my dress,” she explained in an interview during the Nobody Wants This press tour. “I was on set, I had to take a 10-2, which is going to the bathroom for number two,” she said. “And I went to the bathroom, and then they knocked on my door in the middle of it, and I instinctively, like reflex, stood … wiped, and realized that a piece of poop had fallen into my dress. I put the dress on without knowing it was in there and smeared poop all over my back.” She added that everyone on set had to wait for the dress to be cleaned before getting back to work.
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Justin Long shared that he pooped in bed next to his wife, Kate Bosworth. On the PIE with Kurt Sutter and Katey Sagal podcast, he recalled the experience of getting food poisoning during a service trip to Mexico City. “I was hooked up to an IV, and she was having to follow me to the bathroom with the thing, so I was having to just — it was like Dumb and Dumber,” he said. “I was just, like, really, like, comically unloading and um, and then at one point that night, I woke up, and there’s no other way to say this. I can’t dance around it. I had shit the bed.”
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Claudia Sulewski spoke openly about the time she had her boyfriend, Finneas O’Connell, fish a tampon out of her vagina. On their podcast, We Bought A House Finneas said, “I was a gynecologist for, like, 30 minutes. I was just performing an exam.” Claudia explained that she had him do that because one time in high school, she was convinced she left her tampon in and was terrified of getting toxic shock syndrome. “I woke up in the morning, convinced I had a tampon in my body. So scared of toxic shock syndrome, all this stuff. I was in the shower and I was trying to reach in there, thinking that I would pull out a tampon or something…So, I pass out. I fainted.”
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Will Smith said that at one point in his life, he’d had sex with “so many women” that orgasms made him “gag” and “vomit”. “I had sex with so many women, and it was so constitutionally disagreeable to the core of my being, that I developed a psychosomatic reaction to having an orgasm,” he wrote in his memoir, Will. “It would literally make me gag and sometimes even vomit.”
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Meghan Trainor revealed that she and her husband have two toilets in their bathroom and have pooped next to each other. On Nicole Byer’s podcast Why Won’t You Date Me?, she said, “We just got a new house and we did construction. Nobody knows this, but in our bathroom, there was one toilet, and a lot of time in the middle of the night when we’re with the baby, we’ve got to pee at the same time. So I was like, ‘Can we please have two toilets next to each other? And we’ve only pooped together twice. We pee at the same time a lot.'”
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Noah Kahan revealed that he pooped himself during one of his concerts in Charlottesville, Virginia. “I was having some butthole stuff going on that day,” he explained in an interview. “Usually at a lot of my shows I’m kind of just standing and playing, but I’ve been kind of jumping around a little bit more trying to improve my stage presence. I get kind of awkward on stage. So it was just one jump too many. Misjudged a fart, midair shit myself.”
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Joe Jonas shared that he once pooped his pants during a concert, and according to him, nobody noticed. On the Will & Woody Show, he said, “I was with a few friends yesterday and we were just talking about there is a point in your life as an adult where you can remember the last time you shit your pants.” He explained that the incident had happened four years prior, and he was wearing white pants. “I think it might’ve been a little toot,” Joe added. “Might’ve been something else, something a little extra. So it was a mid-wardrobe shit change during the set. If you go in the archives, there is a wardrobe change halfway through a show and it’s a little bit like that’s a bit interesting choice to change clothes that quickly.”
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Patrick Mahomes confirmed that he wears the same pair of underwear for every game he plays, and only washes them “once in a while.” “I mean if we’re on a hot streak, I can’t wash them, you know? I’ve just got to keep it rolling,” he said. “As long as we’re winning, I’ll keep the superstition going.”
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Jana Kramer said that she was ghosted by Chris Evans because he smelt her “asparagus pee.” On the Whine Down with Jana Kramer podcast, she recalled the time she was casually dating Chris. “It was a fun time, but I was getting a little sleepy and so I was like, ‘I’m gonna go to bed,'” she said. “I had asparagus for dinner that night. So I went to the bathroom and he immediately went after me… And so that’s the last interaction that I remember, is him going into the bathroom after I just went to the bathroom with asparagus pee.” She added that she “never” heard from him again after that and called her exit from his home “the asparagus walk of shame.”
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Nick Kroll has repeatedly told the story about the time he pooped his pants in his car, first on Conan in 2011 and several years later in his 2022 comedy special Little Big Boy. “I had a couple morning meetings, a couple cups of coffee — different blends,” he told Conan O’Brien. “And then the last meeting was a fruit smoothie. And then I got in my car and started it up, and then I was like, Oh…Oh something inside of me is changing.“
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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher revealed that they don’t use soap to clean their bodies every day. “I don’t wash my body with soap every day,” she said on a now-infamous episode of Armchair Expert. “But I wash pits and tits and holes and soles.” Ashton then explained, “I wash my armpits and my crotch daily, and nothing else ever. I got a bar of Lever 2000 that just delivers every time. Nothing else.”
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Jessica Simpson shared that she doesn’t brush her teeth everyday. “I just use Listerine, and sometimes my sweater,” she said. “I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful.”
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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson admitted that he pees in water bottles while he’s at the gym. “It’s not a water bottle that I have actually purchased solely for water that you wash and you clean when you’re done using it,” he said. “These are just bottles that I’m no longer using and usually the gyms that I work out in don’t have a bathroom. … I usually stay pretty hydrated. I need to go the bathroom probably a couple times during every workout, so I break out the bottle.”
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Jennifer Lawrence told Andy Cohen that she “passionately” threw up all over after her appearance on Hot Ones. She added that she luckily made it back up to her private suite before getting “violently” sick. “My stomach gave me, like, eight minutes to get upstairs,” she said.
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Finally, Kelly Clarkson shared that once, she “destroyed” a trash can backstage before one of her shows. “I got some kind of wrecked up from some kind of food, and I literally, we were in an arena — I shouldn’t tell this story, but like I said, I don’t have a filter. I had to run backstage to my quick change,” she said. “I grabbed this poor trash can, and boy, I destroyed it. It was bad.”
