If you just had the absolute worst week, just remember…
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The person who gave their mouse a good ‘n’ proper goopin’:
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The person who might want to flee the country:
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The person who was kind enough to share some dental hygiene tips with their cat:
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The person whose neighbors never let the party die:
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The person whose shirt galavanted off to a magical land:
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The person who successfully decanted a diaper:
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The person who had the scare of a lifetime:
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The person who had to yabba dabba doo this car to work:
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The person who just drank the Prometheus goo:
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The person who made a bunch of new friends today:
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The person who Weezer would be ashamed of:
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The person whose waffle has seen things… terrible things:
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The person whose washing machine is up to some shady stuff behind closed doors:
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The person whose straw is an apt metaphor for their entire life:
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The person who will never be comfortable pumpin’ ever again:
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The person whose bacon is approximately 97.85% fat:
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The person who will not be getting their deposit back under any circumstances:
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The person who lost the cookie lottery:
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The person whose eggs went absolutely nuclear:
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The person who found the world’s strongest carrot, the likes of which no man shall ever wield:
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And the person whose apple is quite literally rotten to the core:
