If you just had the worst week ever, just remember…
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The person who got the Michael Scott special in the hospital:
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The person whose child might just have a future in the art world:
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The person who will never walk comfortably in their home again:
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The person whose fridge is housing some sort of Prometheus situation:
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The person who will live the rest of their days like Nosferatu:
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The person who experienced something truly special at the theater:
7.
The person who gave their laptop a shrimp aerial assault:
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The person whose center console is good and caffeinated:
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The person who better have enjoyed that sip:
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The person who added maybe a dash too much pepper:
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The person who got a little added flavor with their coffee:
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The person whose laptop got a sweet paint job:
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The person whose phone went on the ride of a lifetime:
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The person who was kind enough to share their popping corn with a friend:
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The person whose credit card is in credit card heaven now:
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The person who will be gooped up for days:
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The person who forgot probably the worst thing to forget in their pants:
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The person whose eggs fell into oven-counter purgatory:
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The person whose couch print will provide future archaeologists with a special glimpse into the way people used to eat it in 2024:
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The person whose big bag of trash made an absolutely grand entrance:
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And the person who shall be forever clenching their rear-end in their new jeans:
